Slow, weird, mechanical cars are way more interesting than supermega hypermachines.
"Tired of speeding tickets? Try trading your new Porsche Turbo for a 53-year-old Volvo 544. Your 0-100 km/h time will go from four seconds to about 30 (give or take), and top speed will be slashed from 300 to about 145 (depending on wind conditions and other factors)."
Recent studies have indicated that three servings of Jack Hostrawser per day may help to prevent sudden comas.