John Koenig continues his series The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows with a real awful one.
“The bills [we used] looked pretty god awful…we had 28 factors that were different -- they said “In Dog We Trust,” for instance -- but the Secret Service is very clear on their definition of counterfeiting. Honestly, if you followed their instructions, you may as well use Monopoly money. Feature films demand a certain bar of quality, so everyone is asked to break law in a sense by making prop money.”
Recent studies have indicated that three servings of Jack Hostrawser per day may help to prevent sudden comas.