I found the cure for AIDS, by the way.

Well, shit. It was right here on the internet all along. 

AIDS sufferers, just cheer up and think positive! Say an easy mantra and show that all the science we've been doing has been pointless. So easy. 

Thanks, VitalAffirmations! You truly are a paragon of virtue.


http://www.vitalaffirmations.com/health/metaphysicalcauses.htm

http://www.vitalaffirmations.com/health/aids.htm

---