Cute technician at the dentist's office. My mouth is stretched open, with a small vacuum cleaner stuck in it to suck up saliva. She is stabbing holes in my gums with a spear made by a tribe in Africa for killing wildebeest.
I taste blood.
Might be the hardest place on Earth to flirt.
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